Pairing/Characters: Heero and Trowa
Rating & Warnings: Probably R. Warnings would only spoil the fun.
Notes: Written for the darkficexchange at LJ's gw_dark: Gift 6.  (link)

Summary: Heero reviews Trowa's writing.


( Sand )

To Break Free - multi-author deathfic series
[ incomplete - 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ]

03 What Breaks Down, Must Break Up

Pairing/Characters: Wu Fei, Sally.
Rating & Warnings: M for death.
Notes: My first Wu Fei-centric fic. Incidentally, also my first deathfic.

Summary: When Wu Fei finds out what occurred during his three-month absence, he wants nothing more than to make things right. But since he can't, he decides to pay a visit to Winner instead. If it were not for that traffic jam...


( What Breaks Down, Must Break Up )

Pairing/Characters: Trowa and Duo
Rating & Warnings: R - for suggestion of violent rape, coarse language and heavy angst.
Notes: My first darkfic. It's cute.

Summary: Trowa tries to get a handle on his situation.


( Shock )

With my apologies to Cozzy... it is almost embarrassing.

( result )

Mood: nerdy

Once you've been tagged flogged by E, write a blog entry with 10 random things, facts, or habits about yourself. Afterward, choose 10 people to be tagged. Blah blah blah...

Eh.. Tagging gw_dark and writing_101, since the other comms I am a member of belong to just one person.

( 10 random things )

Mood: amused

5 Sentence Fics
[ Kisses - 01—05 | 06—10 | 11—15 | 16—20 | 21—25 ]

Characters: Miscellaneous
Rating: PG-13 // Probably R for 23 and 25.
Warnings: Kisses for the stoopidest of reasons.
Notes: Written to LJ's 5sentence_fics' Table 3. Screw the rules; instead of a pairing I have chosen to write kisses.
Disclaimer: here.


    ( 21 Rescue – Trowa, Dorothy )


    ( 22 Courtesies – Quatre, Lady Une )


    ( 23 Teenage Crush 1 – Wu Fei, Mariemaia )


    ( 24 Ease – Sally, Howard )


    ( 25 Teenage Crush 2 – Wu Fei, Mariemaia )

5 Sentence Fics
[ Kisses - 01—05 | 06—10 | 11—15 | 16—20 | 21—25 ]

Characters: Miscellaneous
Rating: PG-13 // Probably R for 19.
Warnings: Kisses for the stoopidest of reasons.   19: male anatomy.
Notes: Written to LJ's 5sentence_fics' Table 3. Screw the rules; instead of a pairing I have chosen to write kisses.
While I'm perfectly aware the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, I still wrote fic 16 for cozzybob and fic 19 for ederyn. I'm funny like that.
Also: fic 18 has exactly five sentences.
Disclaimer: here.


    ( 16 Dumped – Duo, Hilde, Howard )


    ( 17 Black Roses – Lady Une, Treize )


    ( 18 Fireworks – Wu Fei, Sally )


    ( 19 Jazz – Zechs, Dorothy, Treize )


    ( 20 Hey Stoopid – Duo, Hilde )

5 Sentence Fics
[ Kisses - 01—05 | 06—10 | 11—15 | 16—20 | 21—25 ]

Characters: Miscellaneous
Rating: PG-13 // 15: R
Warnings: Kisses for the stoopidest of reasons. Sex for the stoopidest of reasons.
Notes: Written to LJ's 5sentence_fics' Table 3. Screw the rules; instead of a pairing I have chosen to write kisses.
Disclaimer: here.


    ( 11 Liaisons – Quatre, Relena )


    ( 12 Letting Go – Lady Une, Mariemaia )


    ( 13 Your Mother Called – Wu Fei, Sally )


    ( 14 Favourite Ride – Duo, Trowa )


    ( 15 Sheer Fuck – Heero, Lucrezia )

5 Sentence Fics
[ Kisses - 01—05 | 06—10 | 11—15 | 16—20 | 21—25 ]

Characters: Miscellaneous
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Kisses for the stoopidest of reasons.
Notes: Written to LJ's 5sentence_fics' Table 3. Screw the rules; instead of a pairing I have chosen to write kisses.
Disclaimer: here.


    ( 06 Wild Admiration – Heero, Trowa  )


    ( 07 Cooties – Heero, Relena )


    ( 08 Convinced – Duo, Trowa )


    ( 09 Knock Knock – Lucrezia, Sally )


    ( 10 Partners – Heero, Trowa )

5 Sentence Fics
[ Kisses - 01—05 | 06—10 | 11—15 | 16—20 | 21—25 ]

Characters: Miscellaneous
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Kisses for the stoopidest of reasons.
Notes: Written to LJ's 5sentence_fics' Table 3. Screw the rules; instead of a pairing I have chosen to write kisses.
Disclaimer: here.


    ( 01 Touch – Heero, Duo )


    ( 02 Sticky Situation – Duo, Wu Fei  )


    ( 03 All's Fair: Laser Game – Trowa, Dorothy  )


    ( 04 Boo Boo – Wu Fei, Sally )


    ( 05 Pwned – Zechs, Sally  )

Pairing/Characters: Trowa, Duo. Mention of OMC Albert Singleton.
Rating & Warnings: PG-13 - for language and spontaneity.
Notes: Kookyfic™. Written for LJ's holidaysmut for Labour Day.   It seems somebody once known by the name no_utopia had more or less the same title for a fic of hers, if for totally different reasons. I never read it and only found out about it after the naming ritual of my own fic.

Summary: As a patch on the still bleeding post-war world, selected men in law enforcement have been ordered to flourish their facial hair.   Ah, the things I write for a giggle and a snort.


(  Hair-trigger )

Merry ’ Xmas! ‘ c[_](^-^ )

Just found your card in our humble mailbox. It's hilarious! And thanks for the sentiment. I had been planning to decorate myself with baubles and a nifty paper parasol and drink myself stoopid for a change, but that would probably interfere with the memorableness of this Christmas. So, I'll think of something kooky instead.

The only thing less happy about the card is that it got seriously battered in the mail. All the corners are wrecked and the sound thing in the card shows through the paper. But hey, that means I get to kick my brother, who works in a mail delivery company, and gratuitously kill mailmen in my next darkfic!   \(^—^)/ ^win-win!

Mood: I triple-dog-dare ya!

... *suspects something* ...

Mood: coconuts!

Kooky Jar


Kooky Binges   (a.k.a. series of kookyfics™)


Warm Fuzzies And Logic - Trowa & Duo
[ complete - 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ]

• 01 Truth-Bender   R
  Saturday. Trowa amuses himself drinking at a hind- and stag-party.


• 02 The Kiss   PG-13
  Saturday. While Trowa is eaten by his stupor, Duo reflects.


• 03 The Darnedest Things   R
  Wednesday. Quatre gets his kicks poking fun at Duo.


• 04 The Mechanics Of Kissing   R
  Friday. Trowa slowly overcomes his hangover, after nearly a week's worth of mornings-after.

[ Warm Fuzzies And Logic - 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ]

04 The Mechanics Of Kissing

Pairing/Characters: Trowa & Duo; minor roles for Sally, Wuffles, and some OC mechanics; mention of Quatre, Howie, Zechs, and Heero.
Rating & Warnings: R for informal/offensive language and enthusiastic cussing.
Notes: Happy end to the Fuzzies-series.

Summary: Friday. Trowa slowly overcomes his hangover, after nearly a week's worth of mornings-after.


(  Warm Fuzzies And Logic 04: The Mechanics Of Kissing )

[ Warm Fuzzies And Logic - 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ]

03 The Darnedest Things

Pairing/Characters: Duo & Quatre; mention of Trowa, Wu Fei, Heero, Sally.
Rating & Warnings: R for informal/offensive language and profanity
Notes: Torques, in this fic, is a take on Blue Collar Workers.
"I'm Your Venus" is a Shocking Blue song.

Summary: Wednesday. Quatre gets his kicks poking fun at Duo.


(  Warm Fuzzies And Logic 03: The Darnedest Things )

[ Warm Fuzzies And Logic - 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ]

02 The Kiss

Pairing/Characters: Duo.
Rating & Warnings: PG-13
Notes: Mini-fic that started the Fuzzy series. Also posted here.

Summary: Saturday. While Trowa is eaten by his stupor, Duo reflects.


(  Warm Fuzzies And Logic 02: The Kiss )

[ Warm Fuzzies And Logic - 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 ]

01 Truth-Bender

Pairing/Characters: Trowa & Duo; minor roles for Catherine + OMC Sem Yoltis, Quatre; mention of Heero, Zechs, Noin, Hilde.
Rating & Warnings: R for informal/offensive language and heedless alcohol consumption.
Notes: Mentioned drinks are RL cocktails. "Suck My Kiss" is a RHCP song.
The author in no way promotes consumption of alcohol. Anyone not old enough to consume alcohol as defined in the laws of their respective countries should stay away from it. *Lady Une glare*

Summary: Saturday. Trowa amuses himself drinking at a hind- and stag-party.


(  Warm Fuzzies And Logic 01: Truth-Bender )

5 Sentence Fics
[ Trowa & Duo - 01—05 | 06—10 | 11—15 | 16—20 | 21—25 ]

Characters: 01—04: Trowa & Duo. 05: Duo.
Rating: 01—04: G to PG-13 // 05: R
Warnings: Here and there some course language.
Notes: Written for LJ's 5sentence_fics, to Table 4.
Disclaimer: here.


    ( 01 Life beyond the Paperwork )


    ( 02 Impulse )


    ( 03 Off-day )


    ( 04 Ranting Over Coffee - 2 )


    ( 05 It’s A Job )